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Reasons Why Coldplay Gets Chicks So Wet
Issue date: 11/17/05 Section: Stranded
- When Chris Martin goes, "OooooooOOOooo! Clocks!"
- When was the last time you sang on a beach in the rain for someone?
- Intelligent lyrics mixed with competent musical ability.
- Last year at the Coldplay concert, Julie made eye contact with Chris Martin and I swear, I swear to God, he looked right back at her and into her heart and she cried like three times.
- Chris Martin has the accent and looks of Hugh Grant with none of the Genital Herpes.
- When was the last time you sang on a beach in the rain for someone?
- Intelligent lyrics mixed with competent musical ability.
- Last year at the Coldplay concert, Julie made eye contact with Chris Martin and I swear, I swear to God, he looked right back at her and into her heart and she cried like three times.
- Chris Martin has the accent and looks of Hugh Grant with none of the Genital Herpes.
