Strand Sex
Exposing a couple of BDSM-loving senior citizens to younger versions of themselves for our perverted pleasure since 1892
By Britt and Valencia
Issue date: 11/17/05 Section: Stranded
J. Walker
Hey Johnnie,
Since penises are the epitome of perfection, I assume you're talking about the rather imperfect female form. When I'm with my Valencia, I have a little trick I suggest you use. When I'm penetrating her tender vaginal tissue, I merely pretend it's the anus of a vastly superior man. Since I am still engaging in intercourse with a female, I cannot be considered homosexual. That way I won't burn in hell. Cheers, and enjoy your extremely heterosexual intercourse.
- Britt
Dear Johnnie,
All people's genitals are different. Sometimes women have small clitorises that are hidden by the clitoral flap, while some have an enlarged clitoris that looks like the head of a child's penis. Maybe if you'd asked why my clitoris was so big before you got up and left the room in the middle of our intercourse, I could have explained this to you. You seemed to think I was a hermaphrodite, but assuredly I am not. Your loss, I would have given you the ride of your life.
- Valencia
Hey Johnnie,
Since penises are the epitome of perfection, I assume you're talking about the rather imperfect female form. When I'm with my Valencia, I have a little trick I suggest you use. When I'm penetrating her tender vaginal tissue, I merely pretend it's the anus of a vastly superior man. Since I am still engaging in intercourse with a female, I cannot be considered homosexual. That way I won't burn in hell. Cheers, and enjoy your extremely heterosexual intercourse.
- Britt
Dear Johnnie,
All people's genitals are different. Sometimes women have small clitorises that are hidden by the clitoral flap, while some have an enlarged clitoris that looks like the head of a child's penis. Maybe if you'd asked why my clitoris was so big before you got up and left the room in the middle of our intercourse, I could have explained this to you. You seemed to think I was a hermaphrodite, but assuredly I am not. Your loss, I would have given you the ride of your life.
- Valencia
